Phone call from hell

Queen Elizabeth, Saddam Hussien and Bush died and all went to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England, I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there.... so she called and talked for about 5 minutes...

Then she said: well devil, how much do I owe you????
The devil goes: five million dollars...
Five million dollars!!!????
She made him a check and went to sit back on her chair....

Saddam was soo jealous, he starts screaming, me too, me too, I wanna call the Iraq, I wanna see how everybody is doing too...he called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said:
Well devil how much do I owe you????
The devil goes: ten million dollars.....
Ten million dollars!!!!!!
He made him a check and went to sit back on his chair.....

Bush was extremely jealous too...he starts screaming and screaming... "I wanna call US! I want to see how everybody is doing there too, I want to talk to the army, ministers , I wanna talk to everybody"... he called US and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking.
Then he said: well, devil,how much do I owe you????
The devil goes: one dollar.....
Only one dollar!!!!! Bush screamed... ONLY ONE DOLLAR??????
The devil says: well, from hell to hell it's local call!

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