FUCK

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word FUCK, it is one magical word, which just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate.
In dictation, FUCK falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John FUCKED Mary) or intransitive (John and Mary FUCK). It can be an active verb (Mary is going to FUCK John tonight), or a passive verb (John is going to be FUCKED by Mary tonight).

Consider its use as a noun (Mary is a terrific FUCK).
It can be used as an adjective (Mary is FUCKING beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of ""FUCK"". Besides its sexual connotation, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

Greetings.............."How the FUCK are you"

Fraud................... "I got FUCKED by the car dealer"

Dismay................ "Oh, FUCK it"

Trouble................. "Well, I guess I'm FUCKED now"

Aggression............ "FUCK you"

Disgust................. "FUCK me"

Confusion.............. "what the FUCK.......?"

Difficulty................ "I don't understand this FUCKING business"

Despair................. "FUCKED again"

Incompetence........ "He FUCKED up everything"

Displeasure........... "What the FUCK is going on here ? "

Lost...................... "Were the FUCK are we ? "

Disbelief................ "unFUCKINGbelievable"

Retaliation............. "Up your FUCKING ass"

Sarcasm............... "Merry FUCKING Christmas"

It can be used in an anatomical description: "He's a FUCKING asshole".
It can be used to tell the time: " it's five FUCKING thirty". It can be used in business: "How did I wind up with this FUCKING job ". It can be used maternally, as in "motherFUCKER". It can be political: "FUCK Bill Clinton"
Never forget General Cluster's last words: "Were did all this FUCKING Indians come from". Also, remember the famous last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: "What the FUCK was that". Last but not least, the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic, Who said: "Where is all this FUCKING water coming from".
The mind boggles at the creative uses of this word; how can anyone be offended when you say FUCK ?. Use it frequently in your daily speech. It will impress others with your fluency on English and add to your prestige.

So TODAY .....................say to someone.......................


""FUCK you""

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