There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:

* 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

* 2 French men and 1 French woman

* 2 German men and 1 German woman

* 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

* 2 English men and 1 English woman

* 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman

* 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman

* 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

* 2 Russian men and 1 Russian woman



One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere....



The 1st Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.....

The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois"....

The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.

The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.

The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the true nature of feminism. But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are low.

The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture, because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any...

The first Russian man married the Russian woman and divorced her. He is the best customer of the Irish distillery. The other Russian man made money by killing the Italian and by arranging exit visas for the Bulgarians. He regularly sees the Swedish woman to learn English.

In the mean time, the French still think they are alone on the island.

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